Here’s me doing a couple of poems tonight in Exeter. Hope you like ‘em!

Performance poet and Professor of Whimsy
Here’s me doing a couple of poems tonight in Exeter. Hope you like ‘em!

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Hello, here’s a poem I love performing. It’s about love and nature. It starts fairly conventionally but then it gets a bit weird. I hope you like it.
Had a great night performing at Be Spoken in Torquay last night. Here are two poems from my set, the audience was a bit sizzled so I had to belt out some old and new bangers!

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Here’s the first chapter of my novel, The Neon Yak
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Hello, here’s another excerpt from my new novel, which you can purchase here https://www.lulu.com/shop/robert-garnham/the-neon-yak/paperback/product-jewwrd5.html?q=The+neon+yak&page=1&pageSize=4
Hello, here’s a new poem for you. I hope you like it.
Hello, I’ve recently been going through the poems from my debut collection, Nice, which is now ten years old. How did that happen!
Some of them are a little outdated because of the cultural references at the time. I’ve started to update them, because, you know, poems are never definitive.
This week I performed the new version of Straight, a banger from the early 2010s which helped me win many slams back when I used to do slams. I’d not performed it in ages but this is a rewritten version which seemed to go down well!
I hope you like it.
It’s been a couple of years and it felt very weird, but I finally got the chance to do some shows before a live audience the last week or so. The first was in Penzance, then Wolverhampton, and then finally at Milk in Bristol.
I was incredibly nervous but hopefully it didn’t show. I ran through a mix of old and new poems, and had a lot of fun, too!
You can hear my entire set below. I hope you like it. There are one or two surprises. And wow, what a brilliant audience!

I had a wonderful time at Milk in Bristol. One of the best audiences I’ve ever had! You can listen to the entire set above.
Here’s a new poem for you