Unbearable Lightness of Robert Garnham Whimsical Summer Special

Hello, I’ve made a summer special version of my home made web series. Join me on a very hot day as I do all kinds of whimsical things such as juggling, dancing, telephoning Mr Trump, and performing some new and old poems. I hope you like it!

Thirsty work, this.

Today’s poem podcast is about a handyman in a monastery hinting that he would rather like a cup of tea.

<div style=”font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;”><a href=”https://soundcloud.com/robertdgarnham&#8221; title=”Robert Garnham” target=”_blank” style=”color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;”>Robert Garnham</a> · <a href=”https://soundcloud.com/robertdgarnham/thirsty-work-this-wav&#8221; title=”Daily Poem 49: Thirsty work, this” target=”_blank” style=”color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;”>Daily Poem 49: Thirsty work, this</a></div>

I’m thinking of dumping Sherlock

Today’s daily poem podcast is about someone deciding to end a relationship with Sherlock Holmes.

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Arable Parable – On making out in a field

A saucy poem about the various things that can go wrong while making out in a field. For those who are that way inclined.

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Badger in the Garden (Who thinks he’s on EastEnders)

Here’s a new film version of my poem, Badger in the Garden. It’s actually the first three minutes of a longer piece which I shall be releasing shortly. I hope you like it! It’s a little silly . . .

I’ve been hanging out with the Moor Poets

A whimsical poem about visiting Dartmoor with a local poetry collective.

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Lines on discovering the end of the Argos catalogue

Lines on discovering the end of the Argos catalogue

You book of dream and aspiration,
Fairly-coloured slab of retail authority,
Chunky table-leg wobble-sorter,
Go on, sniff the glue of the spine,
Run your hands over those brittle pages
Like an old family Bible,
Riffled and wrinkled with over-turning motions,
You bring up such emotions
Oh hope, tantalising, and camper than you ever thought,
Each page a potential christmas, that free
Magazine go on, close your eyes and dream of
Salad spinners and personal stereos,
Open them. The first step on any journey.
No, I haven’t bought it yet,
But I’ve got the Argos catalogue.
I wipe a tear from my eye
With my handkerchief (page 149)

I wish I was an astronaut

Today’s daily poem podcast imagines what I would do if I were an astronaut.

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The Museum of Smoke Alarms

Today’s daily poem podcast is about the museum of smoke alarms. Which is a great place, but it tends to give you a sore neck.

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An ocelot isn’t a badger

Today’s daily poem podcast is about the fact that an ocelot, and several other creatures, plainly aren’t badgers.

<div style=”font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;”><a href=”https://soundcloud.com/robertdgarnham&#8221; title=”Robert Garnham” target=”_blank” style=”color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;”>Robert Garnham</a> · <a href=”https://soundcloud.com/robertdgarnham/an-ocelot-isnt-a-badger-wav&#8221; title=”Daily. Poem 41: An ocelot isn't a badger” target=”_blank” style=”color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;”>Daily. Poem 41: An ocelot isn't a badger</a></div>