A Hipster Tea Shoppe (Poem deleted from my audio show, ‘Spout’)

Whatever happened to all the hipsters? Remember them? So I wrote the original Spout show in 2018 when there were hipsters everywhere, and this poem was inspired by a visit to a hipster tea shoppe in Hackney. I remember that it was next to a canal. I felt very out of place.

When I came to put together the 2026 version of Spout, I realised that it didn’t fit in any more.

But I always thought it was stupidly quirky, so here’s a rough cut of it, with backing music, which I hope you enjoy!

You can see the full show here:

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