I feel blue most of the time
As blue as blue can be
The world is full of lonely men
But there must be a smurf for me
An acquamarine companion
Who’d run in the surf for me
Kissing like lovers on the beach
There must be a smurf for me
There are so many smurfs
They dance on the turf you see
It’s so bloody smurfing annoying
There must be a smurf for me
It’s my absolute conviction
A belief since birth you see
They’re blue and there are so many
There must be a smurf for me.
A dearth of smurfs is worse
Than a joke without mirth for me
I’ve wandered each corner of the earth
There must be a smurf for me.
Robert Garnham 