Welcome to my Ted Talk
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Welcome to my Ted Talk
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How are we going to solve
Various big big things?
Three golden rules!
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Coming in to the coffee shop
I’m the bastard looking for
A power socket
Charging up my laptop
Charging up my laptop
Charging power to power my
Power point presentation
I have the power!
If I do this
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You’ve just witnessed me doing it
And that’s an example of
POSITIVE THINKING!
Three golden rules!
1. Achieve the continuous
2. Apply it like a haberdasher
3. Can be split into twenty four subheadings
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If I put my hand in my pocket
And wander around
It makes me look more relaxed!!!
You’ve got to understand
That people
Always make
The wrong decisions.
Welcome to my Ted Talk!
Smug!
Life hacks!
(Fourteen different subheadings)
You can usually work out EXACTLY where
The bus will stop
And this will save you
TIME and ENERGY
There are eight different things I learned
SMUG BASTARD
When I lost my luggage while backpacking
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If I do this
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It’s an example of sonic dissonance.
Madam, when did you last knowingly
Have spaghetti?
MY BOAT SANK!
And I didn’t even get slightly wet
My life is charged with a new purpose
I learned twelve new things!
Twelve new LIFE HACKS
LIFE HACKS
LIFE HACKS
LIFE SUCKS!
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1. Technology
2. Murdering people is generally frowned on.
3. The power of positive thinking!
4. This clicker this clicker this clicker this clicker
5. I know six people called Ted and they all talk
Power point presentation validate it
Power point presentation validate jr
Let’s just validate if shall we?
This is an aha moment
Take on me!
You!
You fiend!
You bastard!
It’s a unifies mental model, Mrs McGough
It’s visual interaction.
It’s.
The.
Same.
As.
Every.
Damn.
Ted.
Talk.
This clicker
Definitely
Is not working.
Thank you.
Robert Garnham 