Lord Whatsisname Liked my Hollandaise

Poem

Lord Whatsisname liked my hollandaise
He really really like my hollandaise
I wandered round
In a daze
The lord he liked
My hollandaise
He also liked my vinaigrette
Peri peri sweet sweet chilli
I was a good cook and this had now been proved
My sauces they were all peer reviewed.

Author: Robert Garnham

Performance and spoken word artist.

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