You know, i was thinking the other day. People are still incredibly surprise when they discover that I’m homosexual.
I suppose it’s because I’m so manly. And masculine, and macho, And something of a hard nut. I think basically, it’s because I’m a stud.
One in ten.
That’s the figure that’s banded around. It’s ok for you gay people, my straight friends say. It’s easy for you to find a date. One in ten. Gay men are one in ten.
Well, guess what. I’m that one in ten.
So that means I’m not one in ten. For me, it’s one in twenty. But it’s actually only one in forty, if you factor in the lesbians.
Figure that I won’t find three quarters of the one in forty attractive, it’s actually more like one in one hundred and sixty.
Figure that three quarters of those won’t find me attractive. Now we’re looking at one in three hundred and twenty.
Figure that half of those might not be out of the closet yet, it’s now one in six hundred and forty.
Some will already be in a relationship. One in one thousand, two hundred and eighty.
Some will be too busy baking quiches. One in two thousand, five hundred and sixty.
And some of them will have seen my act.
Now we’re at One in two thousand, five hundred and sixty seven.
So the next time someone says, Hey, you’re one in ten, tell them to bugger off with their one in ten crap.
Great…and I absolutely love your Warhol pics! Sick 😊x