Capability Brown dance for me wig boy flatten those hillocks never touched a shovel in his life
Capability Brown I salute your pastel gilet drain that lake I left my mobile phone in the charabanc
Capability Brown call that a scrotum? turf over that peat bog I gravitate with sadness to your clinical arboretum
Capability Brown no lover of fungus undulate that grassy knoll you told me to grow edible herbs, such sage advice
Capability Brown here comes a mallard duck! aiyeeeek yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk oh it was a seagull
Capability Brown I salute your pastel gilet Flatten those hillocks you were born in 1716, no wonder you’re dead
Capability Brown here comes a mallard Turf over that peat bog never touched a shovel in his life
Capability Brown call that a scrotum? drain that lake you were both in 1716, that’s just after quarter past five
Capability Brown shoving shrubs in your underpants Rearrange that copse I gravitate with sadness to your clinical arboretum
Capability Brown he’s the dog’s bollocks flatten those hillocks The trouble with French is that they haven’t got a word for entrepreneur
Capability Brown no lover of fungus undulate that grassy knoll someone threw cheese at me, which wasn’t very mature
Capability Brown I salute your pastel bollocks drain that mallard every time I paint the skirting board I get very emulsional
Capability Brown Rhododendrons in your y-fronts can I prance on your lawn? I gravitate with sadness to your clinical arboretum I gravitate with sadness to your clinical arboretum I gravitate with sadness to your clinical arboretum
Arboretum? I only just met ‘em. Capability Brown! What a tosser.
Robert Garnham 