The first person who went over Niagara Falls in a barrel Was Annie Edson Taylor. It wasn’t some daredevil gentleman in a wax moustache, It was Annie Edson Taylor. She had grey hair and a severe bun and looked For all the world like a Sunday school teacher, Because she was a Sunday school teacher. Times were hard in 1901 And she was Annie Edson Taylor.
She can be seen in grainy photos, Her black skirts and sensible boots, and a pure white Long-sleeved blouse done up with a collar and a brooch, She looked like she took no prisoners. I’m going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, she said, And good luck to anyone who tried to Talk her out of it. Annie Edson Taylor. And she would do it quickly. Taylor swift! Things are getting desperate and you need some dough Fortune comes with fame it’s the only thing you know Your life has been so normal so I guess it’s just a blip. You jump into a barrel ride that river to the lip.
Heart in your mouth as you plummet like a stone. The world will know your name but for now you are alone. You demonstrate resilience, you’re ever so brave. Perhaps you won’t be buried in that nameless pauper’s grave.
The beast she tamed was seldom forgiving but for her It purred like a cat. The other beast was destitution And that was far less placid, and it roared like a tiger. Annie Edson Taylor, You disappeared, Conned out of your money, your belongings stolen, And time ran out, you faded, Annie Edson Taylor, Subsumed into the fuzz and static of folklore.
My mate Ethan wears shorts when he’s Riding around on his moped. And he thinks that’s pretty dope, But you went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. That’s the last time I moan Before going to the dental hygienist . You went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. You were Annie Edson Taylor. Noone can take that away, You were Annie Edson Taylor. You were audacious. You were Annie Edson Taylor. You were sixty two. You were Annie Edson Taylor. Sticking it to the men. You were Annie Edson Taylor. Queen of the mist. Annie Edson Taylor. You died in poverty. Annie Edson Taylor.
You know what it's like. It's just gone three in the afternoon And you get a sudden pang For casserole. Not quite as full on as a stew, Not quite as funky as a hot pot, Not quite as opaque as soup Nor even a broth with its Meaty meaty chunks, Casserole, winter warmer, Dumpling soaker, Casserole casserole casserole, Mmm mmm mmm!
Traipsing round the supermarket aisle Where is the casserole? This'll take a while I tell you what will a-make a-me smile A glimpse of casserole, I would run a mile Like a character from mythology, a personal trial Casserole casserole casserole, Mmm mmm mmm!
Excuse me mister manager Supermarket manager Where is the casserole, Don't hold it back! Excuse me mister manager Supermarket manager Where is the casserole, It's something that you lack!
Casserole casserole casserole, Mmm mmm mmm!
And the supermarket manager said
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I am the very model of a supermarket manager We have so many bargains here we'd see off any challenger We sell our food in tins and packs and sometimes in a canister And if somebody makes a mess I have to call the janitor. I am so damn professional I'm nothing like an amateur Our shelves are always fully stocked, our sugar it is granular I make a daily sales forecast with several parameters We have a fine display in here of spoons and forks and spatulas Our singles night is Wednesday the place is full of bachelors I am the very model Yes I am the very model Yes I am the very model Of a supermarket manager!
(He is the very model of a supermarket manager!)
I have so many colleagues here and staff and several underlings I go straight home it's getting late I strip down to my underthings I'm not about to come on to you if that is what you're wondering Cos I'm a decent sort of chap though often prone to blundering The music that I hear at night is shopping trolleys trundling It fills me with a strange delight I cannot stop from shuddering A queue of shoppers in a row, the slowest till is the one working Our motto is Grab What You Can, a philosophy which underpins Our shareholders and chief exec, our profits they are funnelling I am the very model Yes I am the very model Yes I am the very model Of a supermarket manager!
(He is the very model of a supermarket manager!)
But I don't know if we've got Casss-errrrrrr-roooolllllle!
I'll ask Janet.
Oh, Janet?
3.
What?
You got any of the good stuff, Janet?
And iiiiiii-eeeeeee-iiiiiiiiii-eeeeeee-iiiiii, Will always loooovee Souuuuuuuuuupppppp.
No Janet, the other thing?
Oh yes.
(To the tune of Alejandro, by Lady Gaga)
I've looked everywhere In the stock room But I haven't got a pack n't got a pack. In the freezer In the stock room Not even in the chiller on the shelf.
You know that I love casserole, Hot like stew or a sausage roll At this point I do suggest Pot Noodle
Don't look like we Have got any Casserole -ole, I'm not your babe With casserole Haven't got none, Not in a pack Nor in a box Just a small back We haven't got We haven't got Any cass'role.
Any cass'role Any cass'role Cassy cassy cass'role Cassy cassy cass'role
Any cass'role Any cass'role Cassy cassy cass'role Cassy cassy cass'role
Stop, please! Just let me go!
I've got a spillage in aisle six.
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Tell me young man, Why do you like casserole so much?
I live a life devoted to it And it often gets me grumpy That a common misconception is That it's cold and ever so lumpy.
A casserole is different And lifts me high anew It fills me with a warmth inside That you don't really get with stew.
And stroganoff can bugger off Please take away that bowl And if you really love me true Just give me casserole.
I spent a night of bliss with Trish So sexual so winsome so fetching She gave me a plate of beef bourgignon I spent the whole night retching.
Casserole casserole casserole Just the sound of it makes me tingle. Casserole casserole casserole. It's probably why I'm still single.
5.
I'm sorry I can't help you With that food that you do seek The only thing that I suggest Is to come back next week.
Our casserole it takes its toll And I really don't want to harm ya Perhaps young man I could tempt you With a chiller fridge lasagne?
6.
Dinner. I want for dinner A dish that I can have with wine It's the one thing on my mind. Hunger. Increasing hunger. An empty stomach makes a growling sound It's enough to bring me down.
This supermarket hasn't got any casserole. And now I will take my leave!
Came in Around 3.30 Thought it would only take a smidge Headed to the chiller fridge Empty It was so empty A gap where obviously it should have been Everyone could hear me scream.
This supermarket hasn't got any casserole. And now I will take my leave!
Stocktake, The latest stocktake It says you had some yesterday Now they all have gone away Checking The best before date This supermarket Hasn't got It hasn't got Any casserole This supermarket Hasn't got It hasn't got Any casserole And Now I Will Leeeeeeaaaaavvvvee!
I wish I lived in a bungalow One floor is enough for me. I wish I lived in a bungalow No upstairs for me don’t you see? It’s ever so static I’d feel so ecstatic And going upstairs Only leads to the attic I wish I lived in a bungalow One floor is enough for me.
I wish I lived in a bungalow My god it would be the best. People would visit my bungalow And ask, hey where’s the rest? People would call They’d stand in the hall They’d look around And say, ‘Is that all?’ I wish I lived in a bungalow One floor is enough for me.
I wish I lived in a bungalow I’d go from room to room. I’d only need one plug you see When I use the vacuum. It’s ever so static I’d feel so ecstatic And going upstairs Only leads to the attic I wish I lived in a bungalow One floor is enough for me.
I wish I lived in a bungalow Though people might think i was odd Saying, “he lives in a bungalow, He’s really a miserable sod”. I’d have no cares I’d ignore their stares There is no cupboard Under the stairs I wish I lived in a bungalow Or perhaps a ground floor flat.
I wish I lived in a bungalow My bedroom down the hall. Would I get bored of my bungalow? No, not a chance, not at all. It’s what I adore I’d be thrilled to the core My plan only has One major floor I wish I lived in a bungalow And be closer to planet earth.
I wish I lived in a bungalow Imagine the plaudits and glory Like the Star Wars franchise the place Only has the one storey. It’s what I’d do Without much ado The downstairs loo Is just called the loo I wish I lived in a bungalow Also, I’m ever so lonely.
I wish I lived in a bungalow My life would be a ballet I wish I lived in a bungalow Or possibly a chalet. There’s nothing I’d lack A garden out back The vibe it gives off Is that of a shack I wish I lived in a bungalow One floor is enough for me.
I wish I lived in a bungalow You try it, you can’t go back. I wish I lived in a bungalow Perhaps in a cul-de-sac. It’s made out of brick I get such a kick You can keep your stairs They’re making me sick I wish I lived in a bungalow With Darren from the coffee shop.
I wish I lived in a bungalow It’s something I’ll always regret. Nothing better than a bungalow, You can keep your maisonette. That’s my intent The hours I’ve spent It’s one step away From being a tent. It wouldn’t be far You can visit by car You can come right in The door is ajar. I’d make my stamp Buy a standard lamp You’ll have to admit It’s kind of camp I wish I lived in a bungalow I wish I lived in a bungalow I wish I lived in a bungalow One floor is enough for me.
Disco in your greenhouse, Monty? Flat cap rapping in the growbag scene. I licked the outside of your shed window While you were live on air, The glass compressing my tongue into a Flat pink slug. It’s such a pane. And it tasted to mallard shit.
I’ve always felt like a weed in the bedding And I’m being hoed by Monty Don. Why can’t we be proper mates? I’d hang around him as he propagates. rakes leaves in The morning dew Rain down on his craggy Easter island statue face. Is that a tear, Monty D?
I saw him out by the shed he was sprinkling his seed, Tender frost-hid cuttings and I thought, indeed, We always cut off more than we need. Let me sniff your corduroy trousers, Monty D.
And here come his footsteps a-plodding and he’s Got his garden shovel raised and you can tell By the way his eyes glare as he holds it in the air That he means to crack it down with venomous fury On my head And that’s when I shout,
Disco in your greenhouse, Monty? I’ve got the karaoke set up and here’s A parody of the Pet Shop Boy’s West End Girls Except it’s about chocolate bars, Do you like chocolate bars, Monty? Do you like chocolate bars?
Sometimes you’re better off in bed There’s a Twix in your hand You wish it was a Flake. You think you’re bad, Totally incapable The nutrition guidelines and the ingredients table In a Toblerone Or a Kit Kat Chunky Call the policeman I hope he’s quite hunky Running down To the shops To get a Dime Bar Or a Yorkie.
In a sweet shop queue with a Cadbury’s Twirl. Whole nut boys and Toblerone Girls. In a sweet shop queue with a Cadbury’s Twirl. Whole nut boys and Toblerone Girls.
Too many Mars Bars Wispas and whole nuts Kit Kats on posters Too many doughnuts Iced Glazed Jam Plain Which one Shall I claim? If you got to pick out fruit From a Fruit And Nut What you got left Is just a whole nut It’s like a boiled egg, Which do you choose, The hard or soft option?
In a sweet shop queue with a Cadbury’s Twirl. Whole nut boys and Toblerone Girls. In a sweet shop queue with a Cadbury’s Twirl. Whole nut boys and Toblerone Girls.
Monty Don’s face peers From the compost heap Like the moon rising over a Mulched desert planet And a sneer plays around his lips. Come here, you bastard, he says, And enough with the sweet talk.
They were made for each other. He was a trainspotter, And she was chuffed to have met him. She was a Pisces And he looked a bit like a trout. They were definitely made for each other.
His favourite music was grime. And she worked for Windowlene. She liked doing jigsaws And he liked eating biscuits. They both started with the edges first.
I love you to the Moon and back, he said. She said, what if it’s a full moon? He said, I’ll come back when it’s empty. He said this with a twinkle in his eye Which he was due to see the doctor about. He said he was an artist, a genius when he had a brush in his hand. She said, great, I need the bathroom decorating.
He was a locksmith. She held the key to his heart. The other was left with a neighbour. They composed a melody about Haribo Gummi bears. When they were together They made such sweet music.
She only celebrated World Book Day Which is just as well because He had a collection of atlases. One day they were walking when a Protractor fell from the sky. He looked into her eyes and said, ‘heaven must be missing an angle’.
He was a pessimist. She told him to stick his chin out. It didn’t work. The bus went straight past. She told him that she was an optimist. He said, so’s my sister. She works in Specsavers.
She was so resourceful. When the cat died she turned it Into a footstool. It looked awful But at least it was made from Scratch. They both loved animals. He said, have you seen the dog bowl? She said, yes, and he’s good At snooker, too.
They had similar interests. He read War and Peace And she posted a lot on Twitter. Both have 280 characters. He was a terrible speller. He made a big banner, WILL YOU MARRY ME? She said, Who’s Mary?
He said, Will you always remember me? She said, yes. He said, Will you always always remember me? She said, yes, yes. He said, Will you always always always remember me? She said, yes, yes, yes! He said, knock knock? She said, who’s there?
Let’s face it, there are far too many spoken word artists and poets called Tom. This poem was written about six years ago and it’s about one of them. Or maybe all of them. Or none of them. Anyway, you decide!
It was filmed about six years ago, too, by John Tomkins.
Tom
Chisel-chinned trendy wordsmith All teeth and tan and hair That looks like it could be easily quiffable So young and clean he's probably easily sniffable Thou hipster Ginsberg with a Conscience so hot it can Warm the coldest day with the Fires of righteousness, Whose words ooze sensibility, How pained his outlook, this Zeitgeist-bending Twitter-trending Hot young thing, this New kid on the writer's block, this Prototype Byron with exuberant facial expressions This slam-winning rhyme-spinning nonchalant Thin thin slip of a lad with a gob that spews Perfect indignation in just the right amounts With controlled anger And lots of dramatic
Pauses.
Oh god, I wish he was me.
I wish I could be him, I wish me and him We're mutually interchangeable, He's so brilliant, like the brightest object In the known galaxy, a supernova, A thousand fires of phosphorus force Brilliant at what he does, Brilliant at capturing souls Brilliant at poetry I bet he's brilliant at everything I bet he's never lost a game of Buckaroo.
He's brilliant and sexy and worthy and oh so right And sexy and coolly infused into the very now And sexy and young with the most perfect skin That he should merely stand at the mic and open His mouth and utter two syllables for me to become as blustered As a Victorian gentleman whose just Caught his first glimpse of ankle.
And I want to speak to him, I want to commune with him, I want to tell him: good stuff, man, You've opened my mind to new possibilities And then trampled on it with your youthfulness, In your trendy converse all stars with no socks, As you lift the night completely to the very pinnacle Of absolute truth And by turns reminded me that my own youthfulness Is now as relevant and erroneous As turning up at an otter convention With a stoat.
Oh, this slippy hippy snake-like lad, All very subtle and very emotey If you didn't know any better You'd think him a bit scrotey, So slight and wild in the night, Afire with the rhythms of poets past, I want to speak to him Whisper so subtly into his ear, Blow me, Blow me away with your words. I love your body I love your body I love you body Of work.
And at the break, people are talking, Eulogising, rhapsodising And it's all about him, oh, For he's so intense and righteous and theatrical And oh, He's so vibrant and ravishing and clever And oh, He's so visionary and brash and emotional And oh, Not only that but he's got the kind of forearms That could easily operate a butter churn with Hardly any trouble at all, (This gig being in an arts centre in Dorset, Where butter churns are obviously still a thing).
I follow him, Through this crowd of admirers and acolytes Tiptoeing on the periphery Of a youthful mini mob Suddenly aware that I'm the only one there Who remembers the millennium Or tamagotchis Or the 1984 Olympics,
He makes a break for the bogs, And now we're at neighbouring urinals, The Fluorescent tubes of this magical wazza Gently caressing the soft hairs of his delicate chin, His eyes scanning the blank tiled wall, His sensitive nostrils Taking in the pungent earthy aromas In a venue where the Patrons are mostly Vegetarian and as such Relish the most intriguing bowel movements. (As for myself, I've never Had much of a sense of hummus).
His eyes almost feral and yet With deep intelligence As he concentrates in the matter at hand With the same kind of intensity He demonstrates at the Mic, His pee stream strong, And healthy, and forceful, It sounds like the Trevi Fountain And certainly just as aesthetically pleasing. He doesn't even fart. Is there anything He's not good at?
And I want to tell him That I loved his poems. All of his poems. His poem about oxygen Was such a breath of fresh air, His poem about raspberries Was surprisingly bitter, His poem about the Mona Lisa Was a masterpiece, His poem about the perfect serve in tennis, I couldn't fault it, His poem about being woken by the smoke alarm, Such an eye opener, And I want to tell him That I got the joke he put in About de ja vue, Even though I'd heard it before
And I want to tell him That he's changed the way I look at the world. And I want to tell him That he speaks with a clarity of conscience so concise He makes the Dalai Lama look like a mardy Self-centred premiership footballer, And I want to tell him That his voice is so silky smooth, Listening to him is just like Nuzzling a mallard And I want to tell him That I'd pay him thirty quid and a packet of Frazzles For just a very brief snog And I want to tell him That his skinny jeans really Leave nothing to the imagination.
And I want to tell him That his work evokes such feelings within, Destiny and timelessness, The sheer manic dance of life, Magic in the mundane, A pounding euphoric oneness That weaves us all into that Inescapable yet brilliant tapestry of life, This is what I want to tell him, But instead I stare at his nob.
We wash our hands at the sink And as I wait for the hand dryer Which has all the power of A gnats fart, I say
I shouldn’t let it happen, It really is quite stupid. The way I sense in any man The beating wings of Cupid.
You came and sat right next to me And smiled and something passed. Passengers both on a pleasure boat, By its nature it couldn’t last.
We spent the day having adventures In Fjords and on frozen seas, Coupled by fate in a makeshift date So relaxed and totally at ease.
I’ve always had a romantic side And a lust for far-off places. And a dream to find my one true love Amid the world’s anonymous faces.
Oh Tomas, there was something strong Between us, we each were a cure. But I knew all the time there was something wrong Love is seldom so convenient or pure.
It wouldn’t have worked, it couldn’t have worked, There was no sense in trying. If I were younger I would have stressed, Said nothing, and spent the whole night sighing.
So I held back and let you go And pretended it wasn’t worth it. Sometimes life comes in monstrous waves And all you can do is surf it.
We arrived at the dock in the harbour, My heart beat its pumping refrain, Left the boat on the gangplank together Knowing I’d never see you again.
I’d always wanted to come here, to Tromso. Ever since I was a kid, I loved anything to do with the Arctic. I’d read stories about Arctic exploration, the Yukon Gold Rush, the Inuit, the Sami, anything to do with life at the top of the world. I have no idea why this was. Perhaps it was the solitude that I aimed for. Which is just as well, because I’ve come here on my own. And I’m loving it.
This was going to be a grand affair, this trip. I’d fly to Stockholm and spend the night in a hotel they’ve made inside an old Boeing 747. I’d then catch the train up from Stockholm to the Arctic Cicrle. At Narvik, I was going to catch a six hour coach ride to Tromso, from where I’d first fly to Longyearbyen in Svalbard, before flying back, and getting a ferry boat down to Bergen. And from there I’d fly home. Well, scratch all of that. Instead I just flew to Tromso.
There were adventurers on the plane. Three men in their early thirties. Facial hair, and laptops. They were tapping away, writing articles about snowboarding. One of them was reading a book about Shackleton. Another was reading a book about avalanches. After a while they finished typing and then they started talking. ‘Been to Bristol?’. ‘Yeah. Bristol’s shit’. ‘What was that bar you went to in Brighton?’ ‘Oh, that one? It was shit’. ‘Is Jason still seeing Melissa?’ ‘No, they moved to the USA, but then he realised that the USA is shit’. ‘What do you think of this coffee?’ ‘It’s shit’.
When we got off the plane we were shepherded into buses and someone complained in a very English accent that it was bloody cold, and that they should shut the doors, and hurry up. And I thought, well, what do you expect? We’re north of the Arctic Circle, here. Perhaps she was similar to the sorts of people who are upset because they didn’t realise there would be fish in the sea. I then had my passport stamped by a very friendly border control officer who welcomed me to Norway.
And yes, it’s cold. They had snow last week, it’s all still heaped at the sides of the roads and it’s turning a sort of grey colour. One of the first places I went to was the museum of Polar expedition. It was set up inside an old wooden building and I thought, hmm, just one stray match and this whole place could go up at any moment. They’d put in an exhibition in one of the rooms of LGBT life in Tromso. I overhead someone describing it to his friends in broken English. ‘Gay. Not as in happy, but as in homosexual’. One of the exhibits mentioned a book published in the last century about a lonely miner who comes to Tromso and finds himself falling in love with a young man, but then, just when he’s getting very anxious at this turn of events, they turn out to be a woman. So that’s OK, then.
There was a plentiful supply of stuffed animals on display at the museum including what has to be the most worried-looking bear I’ve ever seen.
I went to the aquarium next, where I communed with a seal. It popped its head out of the water and we looked at each other, and I smiled, and it seemed to smile back. And I did think, well, if you want to see some seals, you can just stay in Brixham. But it was worth it to find out that the French for seal is phoque. And to hear some French tourists behind me talking about the phoques.
I managed to negotiate the local bus network and buy the equivalent of a Dayrider, then went over to the next island and caught a cable car up to the top of the mountain. I don’t know why I didn’t expect it to be snowy and cold, but there you go. It was absolutely beautiful. It was the coldest I’ve been in years, but at the same time so very much what I’d wanted when I started this trip. And it seemed to take me to those teenage years reading all about snowy wastelands, even though Tromso was right there. And when I went back to the cable car station to come down again, I found what has to be the toilet with the best view in the world, of the water and the bridge and the town far below and the mountains and the snow.
As I am a man of culture, I then went back into the town and found what purports to be the most Northern branch of McDonalds in the world. And by this I don’t mean that there are men in there wearing flat caps and talking about pigeons. I mean that it’s apparently the most geographically north branch in the world. And yet, like any McDonalds, there was a table occupied by eight teenagers all surrounding one small Diet Pepsi.
The next day I had myself a little adventure. I got myself a place on a tour boat, travelling around the fjords and seas around Tromso, and it was really quite staggering. The scenery here is unlike anything I’ve seen anywhere else: snow capped mountains, deep valleys, forests. At one point we came into a fjord that was completely frozen, and it was explained that for this to happen there has to be a source of fresh water, which freezes at a higher temperature than sea water. For someone who lives near the sea, to see it actually frozen was mind boggling.
We then visited a traditional fishing village where fish are left to dry in the air. These triangular structures were covered in netting and an electric wire to stop them from being taken by predators. The electric wire was right next to a very slippery ice-packed path on which I was struggling to navigate. It was a case of either fall over, or grab on to an electric wire. Or try not to do either. The smell of the fish was actually quite pungent. The wind whipped up this valley and, although not as cold as the day before had been on top of the mountain, I was certainly very chilly indeed. We then went inside the fish factory to look at monkfish and wow, what an ugly creature they are. The males are sixty percent smaller than the female and because it takes so long to find each other, when they mate the male actually fuses to the body of the female. I made a mental note to look up monkfish later on, as well as Greenland sharks, which are quite fascinating.
So it’s been an amazing time here and I’ve met all kinds of wonderful people. Everyone speaks amazing English, which is convenient, but does tend to make one feel guilty. Tromso really is a magical place and I could certainly see myself living here, if only I could manage the winter months without any sun at all. But it’s more or less the same in Paignton.
I shouldn’t let it happen, It really is quite stupid. The way I sense in any man The beating wings of Cupid.
You came and sat right next to me And smiled and something passed. Passengers both on a pleasure boat, By its nature it couldn’t last.
We spent the day having adventures In Fjords and on frozen seas, Coupled by fate in a makeshift date So relaxed and totally at ease.
I’ve always had a romantic side And a lust for far-off places. And a dream to find my one true love Amid the world’s anonymous faces.
Oh Tomas, there was something strong Between us, we each were a cure. But I knew all the time there was something wrong Love is seldom so convenient or pure.
It wouldn’t have worked, it couldn’t have worked, There was no sense in trying. If I were younger I would have stressed, Said nothing, and spent the whole night sighing.
So I held back and let you go And pretended it wasn’t worth it. Sometimes life comes in monstrous waves And all you can do is surf it.
We arrived at the dock in the harbour, My heart beat its pumping refrain, Left the boat on the gangplank together Knowing I’d never see you again.
Phytoplankton
Phyto-phyto -phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto -phytoplankton Living in the sea.
It’s what the molluscs eat, it’s how they get their meat. If you should ever greet a krill Give some to them, let them have their fill Say here’s a bowl of
Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Living in the sea.
It harvests CO2. And gives us oxygen too. Is there anything it cannot do? (Well, apart from operate a fork lift).
Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Living in the sea.
It’s incredibly beneficial. And any whale or fish’ll Tell you that it does the planet well Rolling on the ocean swell. What was it again?
Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Living in the sea.
I went round Janet’s house last night. I said, this is a cracker of a salad, What’s the secret ingredient? She said
Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Living in the sea.
I gave some to a crab Share it with your friends, I said. I won’t, he replied. Such a shellfish attitude!
Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Living in the sea.
I saw a krill with a black eye Jeez how did that happen?, I asked. Take this advice, said he, You don’t want to
Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Living in the sea.
Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Phytoplankton, phytoplankton. Phyto-phyto-phytoplankton Living in the sea. Living in the sea. Living in the sea. (Living in the sea . . ).
Robert Garnham 