Ink flowing from a polished nib Blotch on the paper Mrs Henderson See those letters dance Find that rhyme Slam it on the page Boom, that's a poem! Do those similies look good together? It’s a dating app for metaphors! That’s what poetry is. Any fool can do it And I’m living proof.
Oi, Professor of Whimsy! Got a poem for us? Well, so impertinent! But as it happens I’ve got a cracker! Not only a poem but A new show, A new show! Do you like poetry? Do you like Keats? I don’t even know what a Keat is. No thanks you can keep your cup of tea I’d rather have some poetry!
It’s my new show! My new show! The show I’ve just written It’s a new show! It’s a word jamming grammar scamming Rhyme scanning beat panning Big slimy monster of a show! It’s a finger licking word flicking Rhyme dictionary-picking big bad Grumbler of a show! It’s so new it’s still got the cellophane on it! It’s got that new show smell, Red wine and angst. It’s a new show! This is the show. This is the start of the show. Oooooo I can’t wait for you to see it. Oooooo I can’t wait to perform it. Oooooo did I tell you it’s a New show A new show Welcome everyone to my New show
Robert Garnham 