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Donkey Fart – An experimental sound poem

Hello. Ever at the cutting edge, here’s a sound poem for your listening pleasure.

Advent Calendars 2018-2023

Hello,

Every year I concoct a whimsical adventure calendar. I’ve put three of them on my blog for old times sake, you can find them below.

Seasonal salutations to one and all!

2018

This year’s advent calendar

2019

This Year’s Advent Calendar (2019)

2021

My 2021 Advent Calendar in all its glory

Bunger Up of Rat ‘Oles

A few weeks ago I bought a book of old time music hall monologues. This was one of them. Originally performed by Jack Warner from 1940 onwards.

I performed it before a gig in Exeter in my hotel room.

The Tedium of Listening to Other People’s Dreams (Audio, Live in Exeter)

Hello, here’s a poem from my set last night in Exeter. The poem is called Dreamscraper, from my collection, Hello!

I hope you like it.

The Wind

Here’s a poem about a windy day. I hope you like it.

I have a sofa-phobia

Hello, just booked into a hotel and my room has a s-s-sofa in it. I don’t want to change rooms because it’s otherwise quite nice. But I’ve always had a phobia of sofas.

That’s what this poem is all about.

And here’s me, on the s-s-sofa. Being very brave.

Sofa Phobia poem, recorded live in Exeter

Are you cool?

Hello, here’s a new poem. I hope you like it.

Poem about not getting enough butter to go with your toast in a cafe.

Hello,

Here’s a new poem for you. It’s from my collection Hello!, which can be ordered here.https://robertgarnham.bigcartel.com/product/hello

I hope you like it

Hello! The new book from Robert Garnham

My new collection Hello!, has just been published by Puddlehopper Books. And I’m really excited about it!

I do believe that Hello! contains some of the best poems I’ve written. Some of them were featured in my show Bouncer, which I performed last year, and in the version of Juicy which I’ve been performing this year.

The book is a pleasant mix of comedy and serious poems.

You can purchase a copy here if you’re interested : https://robertgarnham.bigcartel.com/product/hello

An Evening with the Professor of Whimsy

Hello, you are cordially invited to spend an hour in the company of Robert Garnham, the Professor of Whimsy! Over the course of the hour Robert performs some of his best known and funniest poems. The last twenty minutes is a stand alone theatre piece called Mr Juicy.

If you like what you see, feel free to pop something in this tip jar! https://ko-fi.com/robertgarnham

The show can be watched right here. Enjoy!