The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
I don't want to cause a fuss
And I don't want to cause a riot
But the new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
Put some feta cheese in there,
Put some Camembert in there
Put some other things in there
It's very very quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
I don't want to cause a fuss
And I don't want to cause a riot
But the new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
Bought it from a man from Bern
The man from Bern his name was Bern
Fridge freezer, Swiss geezer
So so quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
I don't want to cause a fuss
And I don't want to cause a riot
But the new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
Have you turned it on?
Of course I’ve turned it on.
Have you plugged it in?
What am I, daft or something?
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
I don't want to cause a fuss
And I don't want to cause a riot
But the new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The old one went chigga chum chigga chum
The old one went witty witty woo
The old one went chigga chum chigga chum
The old one went to the tip.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
I don't want to cause a fuss
And I don't want to cause a riot
But the new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
The new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
I don't want to cause a fuss
And I don't want to cause a riot
But the new fridge freezer is suspiciously quiet.
Performance poet and Professor of Whimsy
Robert Garnham 