Flat. A Poem, Recorded Live in Exeter

Poem

My tyre is flat
My roof is flat
My cola is flat
I live in a flat.

My pancake is flat
My iron is flat
My enthusiasm is flat
My coffee is a flat
white.

My battery is flat
The joke I told fell flat
Norfolk is flat
I played a piano in B
flat.

My carpet is flat
On the floor of my flat
My cap is flat
It’s a flat
Cap.

I showed this poem
To a friend.
They thought it was too
one-dimensional.