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Poem (People Keep Mistaking Me For Tom Daley)
Poem
Got mistaken again last night
For Olympic diver Tom Daley.
That’s the third time this week.
The classically handsome features,
The tanned, toned physique,
That winning smile,
Just like Tom Daley.
A lot of people have said
We could be twins.
Coming out of Morrissons with a
Supermarket trolley,
Some yob shouts from the bottle bank,
Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom Daley! Tom Daley!
It’s Tom Daley!
Swimmer bloke! Trampoline swimmer bloke!
Tom Daley! Divey swimmy divey divey
Swimmer bloke!
From the tv!
Oi!
Tom Daley Tom Daley Tom Daley Tom Daley!
He then peered at me closer and said,
Oh.
In the coffee shop,
Flapjack please and a decaf cappuccino
The barista above the steam gurgle machine
Says, half heartedly, ‘hon haley?’
And I say, what?
And she says,
‘hon haley? hon haley?
and I say what?
And she says,
‘hon haley.
Nothing, nothing
I thought . . .
Sitting in the coffee shop
Avoiding eye contact
Feeling
Awkward.
Tom Daley is one of my favourite athletes.
This is because of the way that Tom Daley dives.
Tom Daley climbs up the ladder and then
Tom Daley dives off of it and Tom Daley
Hits the water and then Tom Daley swims to the side
And Tom Daley climbs out of the pool.
You could buy Tom Daley an ice cream and Tom Daley
Is the sort who would say thank you for buying me
An ice cream because that’s the sort of person
That Tom Daley is.
I dreamed that he came round
And we chatted about Professor Brian Cox
And now his to shows, informative as they are,
Might be half an hour shorter
If he didn’t speak
So
Slowly
The cat wanted to go out and
Tom Daley volunteered.
Come here, Kevin, he says,
Come here.
The cats called Kevin.
Sometimes people mistake me for
Professor Brian Cox, too.
I’m not Tom Daley
But if I was I’d probably
Wear a false handlebar moustache
In public
In case someone dropped their handbag
Into a river or a harbour
And a call went up among the throng,
‘Is anyone here an Olympic diver?’
Another invitation this week
To open a summer fete.
Just wear your swim shorts, the email said,
So we can put pictures in the staff magazine.
They thought I was you know you.
I’m fed up that
People use me just as a sex object.
Turned on the tv last night.
Diving championships,
Happened to be on.
Just in time to see Tom Daley
Clambering up for another
Rocket ship from the springboard.
And the commentator said,
‘And now here’s something different,
It’s performance poet Robert Garnham’.
A walk around rainy Brixham
Most weekends I come over to Brixham. You know, how Superman has his fortress of solitude, or the prime minister has Chequers. Or the president has Camp David. It’s a nice way of ending one week, beginning the next, catching up with The Olds, and catching up on reading.
Brixham feels like the end of the universe. It’s a town on a rocky escarpment which juts out into the sea ending with the sheer drop of Berry Head. It’s the end of the line. There’s nothing after Brixham except salt water and fishes.
Obviously the news the last two days has been depressing and the weather has been wet and windy, but today I decided to go for a walk and perhaps think of subjects to write poems about. The town centre was mostly closed due to the end of the tourist season, and sheets of rain could be seen blowing diagonally across the harbour where paint peeled row boats jiggled like shivering mice. In quick succession I saw:
1- A sign on a closed cafe which should’ve said ‘Closed due to our renovations being carried out’ which now read, having slumped down on its blue tack, ‘Closed due to our being carried out’.
2- A young teenaged man working in a themed restaurant, in an alleyway, dressed as a pirate, emptying a Hoover bag into a bin.
3- A sign on a shop which read, (rather inexplicably), ‘Due to staff illness, please use the other door’.
I went to a coffee shop to try and write an acrostic poem. I couldn’t think of anything to write an acrostic for. Normally a quite famous local poet is in there, holding court, and he once said to me, ‘I feel as if I ought to know you from somewhere’, but he wasn’t there today. I pondered on life and how lonely and cold Brixham felt, then stood up to leave.
Just then the door opened and my ex came in. He looked well. Sickeningly well. He looked fit and happy and for some reason was wearing tshirt and shorts. We exchanged pleasantries and I told him how weird it was to see him here, of all places. My fortress of solitude. He said that he was in a charity Zumba day at the social hall. Which was the last sort of thing I expected to be happening at a sleepy Autumn fishing port.
I walked home and wondered briefly what it was all about, and whether I should be doing something like Zumba, or whether it mattered at all, that such an ostensibly lonely walk around a shivering little town should leave me feeling strangely good about people.
I’m only happy when it rains.
I’m writing this on a very rainy morning. It’s a Saturday. I’m writing this at my desk which is next to my window, with the windows open a little bit. The rain is beating against the window and I can hear the gutters gurgling and the remaining leaves in the tree roaring in the wind. It’s dark, murky, and misty. The surrounding hills are shrouded in mist as the rain pummels this little seaside town.
And do you know what? I absolutely love it. And I always have done.
Rainy days have always felt special for me. Ever since I was a kid, I knew that a rainy day would be a day when you didn’t have to go outside at lunch time at school, that you would be able to sit inside and be creative with bits of paper or, in my case, write stories. I loved writing stories when I was a kid and a day which passed without the opportunity to do this was always a sad day. Rainy days were special.
And as I’ve grown up, a really horrible rainy day has still felt special, even though I’ve worked in shops for years and rainy days are bad news for the retail sector. Every time it gets gloomy and starts raining, I feel an urge deep in myself to sit at a desk next to a window and just write. It’s what I’m doing right at this very moment.
I’ve often wondered why this is. I was never an athletic child, so I never felt the need to go and run around a playground, or play football, or to be all manly and masculine with all the usual accoutrements of the sporting elite. For me, true prowess came with a pen and paper and the imagination, and the rain helped me to do this. I’m like one of those formula one drivers who always does well when it rains, I felt. A rainy day has always been a special day.
I’ve always had an affinity with the rainforest. I’ve always wanted to visit that place in Venezuela where they have thunderstorms every afternoon. Not for me the holidays spent in the sun lying on a beach, I’d much rather be somewhere rainy, like when we were kids and we’d go down to Bognor and sit in a car on the edge of the beach, with the windscreen wipers wining, looking out at the angry sea as the rain fell. The rain pummelling on the car roof. Those were ideal holidays.
So that’s why I writing this. Because it’s raining. And soon it will brighten up, which is a shame. One of the songs I’ve always hated is that one which goes ‘I can see clearly now the rain has gone’. I’ve always found that a really depressing song.
Shouting Out Words at the World! And feeling strangely good about it . . .
I’ve just had a great weekend in London performing a half hour set at a trendy film festival in Hoxton, in a studio gallery underneath a railway arch converted for the weekend into a one screen cinema. It was a great event, under the banner Lets All Be Free, showcasing films which probe notions of freedom and what it means to be human in the modern world.
I was initially sceptical that my poetry would go down well. After all, my oeuvre is mostly comedic and some might see the approach I take to serious matters as Taking the Mickey. The block of films shown before my performance dealt with subjects such as migration and political activism, with serious, weighty themes which were greeted by the audience with respect and contemplation. I was due to perform at half eleven in the morning.
A year ago this would have given me cause for concern and I would have been phased by the whole festival and its spirit of underlying seriousness. Yet now, I am able to approach such events with a sense of wanting to entertain and amuse and to give everything to my performance and the words.
The tactic seemed to work. The audience were appreciative and they didn’t escape to the bar while I was on, indeed, more came in and watched. Not even the sudden death of the microphone halfway through was a problem, I just spoke louder. Because of this I was very happy with the way that it went.
So what’s so different now? Several things have helped. For one, I’ve been concentrating less on the writing process and more on the rehearsal. This is thanks to my unofficial director, the wonderful Ziggy Abd El Malak, who’s shown me several techniques which I now employ regarding movement, pausing, etc. Secondly, I’ve been watching other poets and performers and the way that they do things rather than what they are saying. SV Wolfland, for example, has a wonderful microphone technique and employs body movement, as does Susan Taylor. I’ve even been watching my favourite pop stars to see how they move and how they use the microphone.
And thirdly, I’m just not afraid of things going wrong any more. Spending time with people like Jackie Juno, who can turn a whole situations round and just Have Fun while performing, has been invaluable. Watching the poets at the Womad Festival in close quarters also showed me how the big names control the audience and make every situation that crops up a part of the show.
So that’s why this weekend has been so great. And now I’m sitting here at Reading Station, waiting for my train home, and looking forward to the next opportunity to shout out words at the world!
On heckling at poetry performances.
You don’t normally get hecklers at poetry nights. This is a good thing, really. Poetry isn’t like comedy, where you do get hecklers. Comedy is a shared conversation, and the best comedians talk to the audience, not at them. Hecklers are usually joining in. Poetry is more of a shared, rhythmical experience. You might get the occasional nod, or someone shouting ‘Yeah!’ in agreement, but not any actual heckling.
I went on a comedy course and we did a whole lesson on dealing with hecklers. Apparently there are three major types:
-Those who are trying to join in
– those who shout out encouragement or even displays of affection
– those who try to be funnier than you.
Alcohol is usually involved.
I’ve been heckled every now and then, and I kind if expect it at comedy nights. But the weirdest and best hecklers are at poetry nights, because they are so unique and unexpected. In Totnes, for example, halfway through my set, someone shouted ‘I love hummus!’
Which was nice to know.
In Torquay recently I had a Spanish lady shout out at the end of a poem, ‘oh, I understand that! Very good!’
But the best, or the worst, came at Exeter. One of my poems starts with the line, ‘Isn’t it annoying when you turn the page’. I got as far as ‘isn’t it annoying . . .’, when someone shouted, ‘Yes!’
There’s no possible comeback from that.
So heckling isn’t frequent in poetry, but as poetry increases in popularity, perhaps poets should learn to deal with it.
The best comeback I ever did was at a comedy night. Mentioning badgers, someone shouted, ‘You fancy badgers, don’t you?’ I replied, ‘Nevertheless’, and carried on with the poem.
I felt quite happy with it. And everyone laughed.
I’ve not done the badger poem since.
Anyway, for no reason whatsoever, here’s a poem about cows.
Poem
1. How would you describe the behaviour of cows?
Cows line astern
Grass munchers in a row
Like forensic detectives
At the scene of a crime.
2. Are you familiar with bovine behaviour? Y/N
N
3. Describe the types of cow that you saw.
Fresians black and white
Flanked by invisible maps.
Half of an hour hyped up.
Are they black cows with white splodges
Or white cows with black splodges?
4. Have you ever been caught under the silvery moon suddenly transfixed by the inate beauty of cows and the way that they seem to reflect the celestial moonglow as if lunar objects themselves?
N
WTF
5. Were you aware of this before the incident?
I had a crush.
6. Explain in a single haiku the beauty of the cows you saw.
There once was a field of cows
Upon which I would browse
By the side of the gate
And other places on the farm
Often in shady areas but sometimes in the full glare of the sun.
7. That’s not a haiku.
Oh
8. Eulogise a cow for me.
Daisy
I know this rhyme is lazy
And people may think me crazy,
Daisy
But in this rhyme I praise thee.
Says me.
Daisy
You are amazy.
9. Tell a cow joke.
In what way is a cow like my parents bungalow?
10. I don’t know.
They’re both fresian.
11. Do you have anything else to add?
I have no beef with you.
On the promise of anti-slams
I met Scott Tyrrell at the Womad Festival. He’s a poetry slam champion, but he’s also won an anti-slam. That is, the prize for the (purposefully) worst poem in a slam competition. Indeed, these are competitions where the poets compete to be as bad as possible.
I like the whole idea of this. An anti-slam is a chance, of course, to go over the top, and to employ all those devices which ordinarily result in cringing. I wondered also if there was a sense of the OTT in anti-slam poetry.
The idea of it perplexed me and I wondered if I could write a poem that was purposefully bad, an anti-slam poem, while still employing all the traits, mannerisms and stylings of regular performance poetry.
I’m not sure if I will ever get the chance to enter an anti-slam, but this is what I’ve come up with. It’s an ode to styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
It’s called ‘Poem’.
Poem
Packaging!
Cardboard!
Delivery note!
Box!
Polystyrene!
What are you going to do with all that
Packaging, that styrofoam extruded polystyrene?
Where are you going to put all that styrofoam extruded polystyrene?
This whole room now is filled with styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
We could fill up a bin bag with styrofoam extruded polystyrene,
And then the bin, but there’s so much styrofoam extruded polystyrene
That the bin will be filled with styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
I see you every day ensconced in your styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
With the sultry glare of a rather more sensible
Justin Bieber and the irritability of styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
You have the tenacity of a lion and the litheness
Of styrofoam extruded polystyrene,
The durability of styrofoam extruded polystyrene, the reflexes of a cat,
The longevity of styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
How you glide like a swan made from styrofoam extruded polystyrene,
With your dreams of kings and queens and styrofoam extruded polystyrene,
Knights of the round table, chivalry, jousting tournaments
And styrofoam extruded polystyrene,
Bounding like spacemen on the surface of a moon
Made from styrofoam extruded polystyrene,
How can I see you?
How can I see you?
How can I see you,
Amidst all that styrofoam extruded polystyrene?
Everywhere everywhere styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
To the left, styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
To the right, styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
Give me your hand darling
And I give you styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
What’s that on the ceiling?
Is it coving?
Is it a lampshade?
No, it’s styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
Corn flakes, Weetabix, Frosties, styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
Rain, rain, rain in the morning,
And in the afternoon it’s styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
Hanging in the doctor’s waiting room
With a cold with a chill with a runny nose
With a broken leg with a funny pain in the ear
Is it a fever, is it flu,
Is it an allergic reaction?
No, it’s styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
Stay calm big fella stay calm
The master of the hounds has a particularly
Malevolent stare
Cracking his whip and barking his orders
Taking out his shiny new pistol
And aiming it
Fetch me that blunderbuss big fella
Its wrapped in styrofoam extruded polystyrene!
Squeaky squeaky squeaky
Big white blocks rubbing together
Like Arctic sea ice
Crumbly crumbly see how they snow
Caught on wind caught on eddies
Pooling in a mini vortex on the kitchen floor.
styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
(Use voice changer)
Give me your styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
I want your styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
I’ll do anything for your styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
I can’t live without your styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
Dancing in the nightclub swirling gyrating
So sneaky sexual hearty pumping hear
The rhythm thump with styrofoam extruded polystyrene.
My heart is lonely.
The nights are long.
The world is dark.
Nobody hears my song.
styrofoam extruded polystyrene
styrofoam extruded polystyrene
styrofoam extruded polystyrene
styrofoam extruded Polystyrene
The Singular Conundrum of High Concept Poems
It’s funny the way things go. Poems, I mean. I often feel that the best poems are created when two or more ideas come together, and this always excites me. And indeed, some of my best loved poems and the ones I love performing the most are these types.
Yet lately I’ve had a trouble with three or four poems which have been perplexing me greatly. And these are conceptual, a conjoining of several themes and ideas. Indeed, part of the problem seems to be that they are purely ‘concept’ poems and as a result they exist more as mathematical experiments, scientific poems with no heart.
Take the one I’ve been working on lately. It’s called Poem’, but it also has the subtitle, ‘I can’t believe you would rather go rock pooling than come with me to the circus’. The moment I started working on this I felt rather proud of it and several verses seemed to write themselves, and at the end of each day I’d relax, happy with my efforts and my intellectual prowess at having created something so wonderful as a poem about a couple arguing over going rock pooling or going to the circus.
And then I put it aside for a while.
And then when I read it again, it felt me cold. I mean, the whole idea of it, the poem seemed too forced.
I think the problem was that it was not speaking from my heart. I have no interest in either circuses or rock pooling, I just liked the idea of these concepts being forced together. I didn’t care about the characters in it. All of the references to rock pooling and circuses seemed forced.
This doesn’t mean that the poem is dead. Far from it, the whole thing is very much alive, even if it currently resembles an old car in a garage, in several bits all over the floor. It’s become like a puzzle which has to be solved, and I’m looking forward to getting underneath its skin!
There are two other poems. They are so old that they’ve been following me around for years. Indeed, one of them gave me the title for my first book. ‘Sofa Phobia’ is a true poem about my own phobia of common sofas, and ‘Moist Robot’ is about a robot which sweats a lot. It seems that every few months I might rewrite one or both of these. The problem, again, is that they seem too high concept.
But I’m plugging away at them.
So for now, here’s another high concept poem which I might come back to. It’s about tortoises.
WAKE UP TORTOISE WAKE UP
Bringing the tortoise out of hibernation.
Wake up tortoise wake up.
Four months of slumber now he’s ready for the summer.
Wake up tortoise wake up.
Enmeshed in hay, time to see if he’s okay
Wake up tortoise wake up.
All winter tiptoeing around the bastard.
Don’t wake the tortoise, that’s what I kept repeating,
Shaking my fist at low flying planes
And castigating anyone who sneezes loudly
That amorous couple upstairs
Whose lovemaking wakes me,
Banging on the walls shouting, Don’t wake the tortoise!
To which she shouts back,
That’s what I’ve been trying to do all night!
And he replies, That’s it, you’ve put me right off, now.
Wake up tortoise wake up.
Your life is a mystery, Mister Tortoise,
You don’t tell me anything about yourself.
All those years I spent
Trying to get you to come out of your shell.
Wake up tortoise wake up.
Your such a good imparter of wisdom.
We hang on your every word.
I’ve never forgotten the lessons that you taught us,
Mr Tortoise,
Or those shopping expeditions,
The things that you bought us,
Mr Tortoise.
Or the fishing trips to the riverbank
The things that you caught us,
Mr Tortoise,
Or the myriad of times we were lost
And you sought us
Mr Tortoise,
Or the times that we fell out
And you fought us,
Mr Tortoise,
Or that lovely iron gate
That you wrought us,
Mr Tortoise.
You look nothing like a porpoise,
Mr Tortoise.
(I’ve run out of rhymes).
Wake up tortoise wake up.
I hope you don’t mind
But my mate Jeff borrowed you
Mid January
And gaffer taped you to his forehead
So he could go to a Star Trek convention
As a Klingon.
He met Uhura.
Wake up tortoise wake up.
You just sleep there,
Don’t worry about me.
You just have yourself a little snooze,
I’ve got figures to crack on with,
And a job and rent to pay
And a boss who’s got a face like a
Warthog with a slapped arse
And an ex who keeps
Sitting outside my flat
In his Mazda
You just sleep there tortoise tortoise
Slumbering through Christmas which means
You missed my aunt getting drunk on sherry
For the eighth straight year
And all those repeats
You just sleep there
I’m okay
Because the earth it spins on it’s axis
And the stars align one more time
And the seasons crack on as if fate
Were but a ghost hanging with a finger
Outstretched saying, hey, you,
Your life on this earth is but a fraction of a second,
A minusule nothing in history.
Wake up tortoise wake up.
Wakey wakey
Tortoise tortoise
Reminds me
I must go out some time
And buy a
Cornish pasty.
Poetry Takeaway and Bang Said the Gun
It’s been one of those weeks. One of those surprising weeks. To be honest I’ve crammed so much in that I really have been waking up wondering where on earth I am. But that’s the life of a modern performance poet, it seems. The hard part has been fitting it all in with a normal nine to five job!
On Sunday I went up on the train to London to help out with the Poetry Takeaway project at the Camden Roundhouse. Run by Michael Bolger, this is a unique happening in which poets are tasked with writing poems on demand for members of the public. It usually operates out of a takeaway burger van, the poems being wrapped as if they were burgers or hot dogs.
I felt very privileged to be asked to contribute to this. My shift featured Peter Hayhoe and Jemima Foxtrot, both of whom I hold in very high esteem. Indeed it was a huge joy finally to meet Jemima.
My own stint started well enough with a young lady who wanted a poem for her boyfriend because she loved him so much. It was all very touching, and she loved the poem that I wrote for her. The second person wanted a poem to help her decide which of the two men she was currently involved with that she should choose to spend the rest of her life with. It’s quite a tall order for a poet to decide on such matters, but I took all of her information and I wrote a poem which did it’s best at least to describe the situation.
And it seems that this is a by product of the project. The poets get told things that nobody else would hear. People feel that they can open up to poets, and tell them their deepest, darkest secrets and fears. At times I felt like a psychoanalyst, or even a detective, piecing together the relevant information.
The stint over, I caught a late night train as far as Bristol and stayed overnight in a hotel next to a Mexican restaurant. When I opened the curtains at five AM, footage of a mariachi jazz band was being beamed on to the wall of the restaurant. I wondered where the hell I was. I caught the early morning train in to Paignton, and work.
That night I guest hosted the Artizan Comedy Night in Torquay. I even debuted some comedic material. I thought I’d be pants, but people quite liked it. The comedians were all very good and I felt honored to be associated with them.
On Thursday I caught the train up to London again for my guest slot at Bang Said the Gun. When I first started spoken word in 2011, people kept saying that Bang was the place to aim for, and that you only arrived as a poet once you’d had a slot there. For years I kept trying to win a slot there by entering the weekly slam. On one occasion I happened to win, but because it was running late and I had a train to catch, I had to leave before the end and only found out the next day. The second time I entered I felt very ill with a virus and again, had to go back to the hotel. The third time I entered I came second to a guitarist.
I felt incredibly honored to be asked, even more so that Laurie Bolger, the evenings host, played a game with the audience called ‘Robert Garnham Or Judy Garland’, in which an audience member had to decide whether a quote was from Judy Garland or myself.
The night was the usual mix of noisy mayhem and energy, spellbinding poets and spoken word types, comedy and laughter. Just how they manage to keep it all up week after week remains a mystery. It really is the best poetry night in the country. Headliners Candy Royalle and Inua Ellams were fantastic, professional, and almost hypnotic.
My set was greeted fairly well. I was unusually self conscious, in a way that I hadn’t been while performing for about four years, and even worse, I performed the wrong version of Beard Envy! The audience must have wondered who the hell I was, inflicting such material on them, but I had a great time. The way that some of the poems were greeted with hooting and the rattle of the shakers made me feel that anything in life is possible. It was a wonder I got to sleep that night.
Thanks to everyone at Bang for the opportunity. It means more to me than you’d ever know!
And then a night in a cheap hotel followed by a cheap flight back to Exeter the next morning, for another day at work. My mind really does feel like it’s been in a blender this last week.
And tomorrow? Tomorrow I performing twenty minutes at the Respect Festival in Exeter. In a field. In a tipi.
Here are two of the poems I wrote at Poetry Takeaway. I’ve changed the names of the recipients.
Poem for Matthew from Natalie
How can I express my love for you, Matthew?
How can I express the fulfilling
Breath of life you instil in me
That I should feel so entirely complete
My lovely boy, Matthew.
I want to show you in a poem
The joy that keeps on going
But you know and I know and it’s the
Knowing that keeps on growing,
My lovely boy, Matthew.
How can I express the absolute
Peace I feel in your company,
The fact we are both wired in to the
Very real was of now
And I know it’s weird
But I really like your beard,
My lovely boy, Matthew.
I love you lots and lots
My heart is tied in knots
Like a room scattered
With discarded yoghurt pots
I gaze in them and it reminds me
That our love is meant to be,
My lovely boy, Matthew.
How can I express my love for you, Matthew.
I hope this poem will do.
Poem for Rem from Ben
Have you ever noticed football referees?
have you ever noticed football referees?
Refereeing, that’s their job,
They’re football referees,
Running around but not getting a
Single shot on goal.
Have you ever noticed that
They’re frequently bald?
Have you ever noticed
How angry they are?
Have you ever noticed football referees?
Probably not.
But if they didn’t exist
There would be chaos.
Nobody to call the shots.
There’d be an empty gap,
A referee sized gap.
Rem, when you left,
When you moved away I felt the
Same chaos inside.
You were my referee, I based
Everything on the feelings I had
Within.
You weren’t on my team but
I Could always sense you
Running along beside me.
I couldn’t tell you.
I couldn’t express myself.
And now you are gone.
The opposition is in their
Predictable attack formation
I keep towards the side,
Away from the game
Away from the game.
What were you thinking, ref?
What were you thinking, Rem?
An Interview with Richard Thomas
I’ve know Richard Thomas for as long as I have been performing. Indeed, he was almost certainly one of the performers at the very first gig I went to as an audience member. He very quickly drew me in to his world of imagery and humour, strange juxtapositions and asides, in a manner which I found most compelling.
We both did the same literature course with the Open University, and it was through this that I discovered we both admired the poetry of Frank O’Hara and the music of British Sea Power. Because of this, I have always followed his career with interest.
His first published book, The Strangest Thankyou, came out almost two years ago now. It contained some wonderful poems including the delightful ‘Flamingo’ as well as more serious pieces, and others written after trips to Rome. I read the book twice over the course of two days, and then my mother borrowed it too. I was jealous that the cover was orange, because Frank O’Hara’s book Lunch Poems also has an orange cover!
One of the things I really admire in Richard is that he is so very different to almost any other performer both in his style of reciting, and in his subject matter. To watch or read Richard is to visit a strange new world, only to realize at the last moment that it’s a world you’ve always known.
I’ve known you for almost six years now. You were one of the first poet performers I remember seeing. How did you get in to writing poetry?
I had written lyrics here and there for various bands I had been in. The more I wrote, the more I realised I enjoyed playing with language, so I started to keep a notebook and would just write very stream of conciousness type stuff in it. Eventually, and mainly through the Open University course you mentioned, I learnt how to shape those ramblings in to actual poems, and it went from there.
How important is the performance aspect of your poems?
For me, when I write poetry, performance is the last thing on my mind, bar perhaps a couple of poems I have written. I think this is probably because I got in to poetry originally from a page-poet’s perspective, and I wasn’t aware of any performance opportunities in my area at the time. When I moved to Totnes, that changed: I did my first open mic and got hooked on the buzz it gave me. It still very much felt important to me, though, to keep writing primarily for the page, as seeing my poems in print was the dream. So I continue to do that, and then when I am performing, I will pick out the poems that translate on to the stage best. Half of my poems I have never read live. I quite like the idea of doing a live set of poems I would never usually perform, to see what happens, but I am yet to muster up the confidence.
Your book The Strangest Thankyou was one of the reading highlights of my year when it came out. How would you describe the new book?
Thanks, Robert. I remember you telling me your mum enjoyed it, too. Three of my friend’s mums have read it. And I think just one of those three friends has read it themselves (yourself). It’s good to know your audience. Perhaps that is why my new book is a collection – a pamphlet – of poems about babies. A subconscious effort to satisfy my target market. But seriously, it’s a little more than about babies, though it is that. Zygote Poems is about a young man’s journey in to the unfamiliar realms of fatherhood with the effects of anxiety. It uses phonetic language to both convey that effect, and at the same time mimic ‘baby talk’. There are some other fun techniques employed, but I guess I shouldn’t give too much away. Selling poetry books is hard enough. I think, though, this new pamphlet is my most focussed poetry so far.
Can you describe the writing process for it?
I wanted these poems to be as candid as possible, and given the subject, they were all personal. So to start with, it was a case of writing down every significant thing I could think of as I looked back over my journey up to that point. As I originally wrote it for my degree dissertation, I had to write a certain number of pages. So I worked out what kind of balance I wanted in terms of the content – what moods I wanted to give – and I drew up a table, dropping each significant event in to a particular mood box until I had filled the table with an equal amount of each. And then I went about working my way through the table, writing each poem that needed to be written. It got very mathematical, but it was a pretty interesting way to go about writing a collection of poems, and felt right for the to get the result I wanted. The hardest part was to write as candidly as possible. My mind often told me to censor stuff, so it took some redrafting to get all the poems as honest as possible, without them becoming unreadable.
How would you describe the content of your poems? Are there recurring themes?
The new pamphlet is all specifically themed, but I guess my poems do generally repeat certain themes, often without me realising. This is probably to do with the fact that I usually write whatever is on my mind at the moment of holding the pen. The Strangest Thankyou was a lot of love, lust, loneliness and confusion – even the surreal impersonal poems abour Flamingos, dancing butchers and dogs eating figs conveyed a sense of trying to understand the world and its obscurity. I think that had to do with the mindset of being in my early twenties, and I guess certain subjects tend to occupy the mind more than others at different ages. I like that idea: that my poetry up to this point could be read as being written by someone in their twenties, purely by the themes most covered, and that my thirties, forties, etc, will bring about their own re-occuring themes. I think this also helps me deal with the idea of ageing – being intrigued as to what poems the world might draw from me as time goes on – I look forward to poems more than I do birthdays. That wasn’t meant to sound as melancholic as it did…
Is humor important to you?
Definitely. I think humour is important to any art form to some extent, whether you’re Charlie Chaplin or Marina Abramovic. And even Beethoven was a prankster. There’s that story about him, as a kid, putting a whoopee cushion on Mozart’s piano stool, isn’t there. There’s no whoopee cushions in my poetry, but I like to think there is humour. Not in all my poems, but where it lacks, I try to make up for it with a sense of absurdity. I think humour can help a generally serious poem breathe, and lift it from the page. It helps the poem transcend from writer to reader.
You’re obviously a big fan of the beat poets. You even had a beard at one time. And it was a nice beard, too. How influential is Ginsberg both in your writing, and also modern poetry?
I have had two significant beards in my life so far. I think you saw the first. The second was a much better effort. That is a benefit of ageing. That beard was going places until I chopped it off. I have yet to properly grieve the loss of it. Who handed me that pair of scissors? Ginsberg had a great beard, and was a great poet, and I think I owe a lot to him for both of those things. Kerouac, Corso, di Prima and the others have been a great influence too. I discovered them at about twenty two, and really felt my poetry take a change of pace when I did. I remember the first time I read those lot – it felt like I had never read poetry before. I felt a different level of excitement for poetry, and it was around that time that I started to write ‘proper’ poems and do readings. Ginsberg was a huge influence on poetry, both then and now. I really believe him and his friends were game-changers, and had a significant effect in moulding the shape of poetry to come. Even for those who dislike him or the other beat poets – a negative influence is an influence nonetheless. But I think Ginsberg in particular proved that you could really say and do whatever you want with poetry, and it needn’t conform to certain ideals or standards. Amongst young poets today, I think this has particular resonance, knowing that there aren’t boundaries, and that poetry can say anything you want it to say.
Who are your favorite poets, both dead and alive?
Well, those that I have mentioned are favourites, for sure. I am still yet to read anything that gets me on the same level as Gregory Corso. I also love Sylvia Plath, Shelley, the Surrealist Poets, Leonard Cohen, and as you mentioned, Frank O’Hara. I have recently been getting in to Arthur Rimbaud and Ronald Duncan. The latter of which I found by grabbing a load of free poetry books from a box outside a lecturer’s office, and when I started reading, couldn’t understand why I had never come across him before, as his love poems remind me a lot of my own. Especially when he lived fairly local to us, too – North Devon I think.
What are your plans for the next year or so?
I am currently doing my MA in Creative Writing, so that, along with being a father to a toddler, is definitely keeping me busy. I have Zygote Poems coming out in June via Cultured Llama, so I hope to be promoting that as much as I can. I’m also working on various other writing projects: a short film, a children’s story and another poetry collection. Sometimes I wish I could just focus on one thing at a time, because I am sure life would be a lot easier that way, but my head refuses to work in that fashion it seems.
What advice would you give to anyone who’s always wanted to write poetry?
Read every type of poetry you can get your hands on and get started. The bigger the palette, the bigger the picture. Forget about trying to make it good, or what you think your neighbour, or the local baker, might like to read, and just write. Quality will come the more you write, and it’s important to be honest in your writing. The best and most genuine stuff will come when you are just trying to please yourself.
The Strangest Thankyou is available for £8.00 from: http://www.culturedllama.co.uk/books/strangest-thankyou
Zygote Poems will be published by Cultured Llama in June 2015.


