Greetings puny earth people.I come in peace.Take me to you leader!Actually, maybe not,I’ve seen him in action.Take me to the mostSignificant person,According to your Earth transmissionsTake me to Rylan!I am Zignor,Of the planet Pupaluvious 5,Which orbits a starWhich until recently was calledPUV 621RButThanks to someone on your planetBuying its name as a fiftieth birthday presentIt’s … Continue reading ‘Roswell was an Insurance Job’ : A Message from a Space Alien for the Human Race